⚖️💥🌪️AstroDoodle – Wednesday, June 4th

⚖️Moon in Libra trines Pluto in Aquarius, opposition to Saturn & Neptune in Aries 👀

This morning, I swear, I tried to be a goddamn saint. Attempted a calm, rational discussion with the cat about why, precisely, 3 AM is not the ideal time for operatic yowling at the ghosts in the hallway. Thought my Libra Moon diplomacy was on point. Instead, he brought up the audacity I had to feed him salmon pate when he clearly craved tuna, all while I was simultaneously tripping over a delivery box I didn’t order and getting a text from a friend that was pure, unadulterated passive-aggression. Peace? Harmony? Felt more like I was an under-caffeinated air traffic controller during a meteor shower.

That’s this Libra Moon tango for you. She’s craving elegant connection, a perfectly balanced cocktail of relating. But Pluto in Aquarius is over there in the corner, giving a masterclass in subtle manipulation, making you wonder if that compliment was actually a carefully disguised power grab. Meanwhile, Saturn and Neptune in Aries are like that old punk grandad and his spaced-out mate, one yelling "Get real!" while the other mutters, "The reality hasn’t been real since Timothy Leary, man!" It’s a cosmic clusterfuck of mixed messages, especially in how you connect, or try to connect, with others.

But this is just the warm-up act for a week that promises to keep us on our toes:

Thursday: Mercury in Gemini gets a flirty, fiery high-five from Mars in Leo – finally, some words that land with a ROAR, or maybe just the courage to send that risky text.
Friday: Venus swans into her happy place, Taurus. Oh, hello sensual pleasures, stubborn comforts, and maybe spending too much on really good cheese.
Saturday: The Moon in Scorpio glares across the sky at Pluto in Aquarius. Expect some deep, possibly uncomfortable, relationship truths to surface. It’s plumber-crack-of-the-soul time.
Sunday: Mercury and Jupiter have a big, bubbly brainstorm in Gemini. So many ideas! So much talk! Maybe even some actual genius, if you can pin it down.

So, today (and leading into this wild week) might feel like this:

⚖️ You try to be fair and balanced, but everyone else seems to be playing by rules from a different, slightly unhinged, game.

🗣️ A conversation about who left the damn bins out escalates into a philosophical debate about the inherent meaninglessness of domestic chores.

💔 You crave connection but also want to hide in a cave with noise-cancelling headphones and a lifetime supply of chocolate.

📝 You make a plan, and the universe cackles—then hurls a surprise electricity bill overcharge straight at your forehead.

✨ A moment of genuine understanding with someone, quickly followed by profound confusion.

What’s this astro good for?

🤝 Spotting the Game: Acknowledging the weird power dynamics or unspoken tensions without necessarily diving headfirst into the drama. See it, name it, maybe sidestep it.

🌬️ Breathing Through the Bullshit: When things get chaotic, remember your center. Even if it feels like your center is currently a bouncy castle.

🎨 Creative Compromise: Finding that bizarre middle ground between your ideals and the messy reality. It might look weird, but if it works, it works.

👂 Listening to the Quiet Part: Pluto’s influence means the real conversation is happening under the surface. Pay attention to vibes, not just words.

🛡️ Fortifying for the Feels: With Venus heading into Taurus and a Scorpio Moon Pluto square later this week, start thinking about what actually makes you feel secure and grounded. You’ll need it.

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it,
Your head will collapse, if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself-

Where is my mind?

If today, and the unfolding week, was a song, it would probably be something like "Where Is My Mind?" by Pixies. That feeling of beautiful dissonance, questioning reality, but with a driving beat that keeps you moving.

If it were a poem, it might be a snippet like

"We are volcanoes. When we women offer our experience as our truth, as human truth, all the maps change. There are new mountains." – Ursula K. Le Guin.

(Okay, more of a quote, but it has that disruptive, truth-telling, landscape-altering vibe this week is poking at).

This week is a masterclass in navigating beautiful messes and finding the truth in the static.

Come to study this week's astro weather with me in detail HERE, I will equip you with sign-by-sign guidance, printable tarot reading and astrological agenda, entertainment suggestions and more.

🔥 Embrace the weird. Find your footing. Question everything (lovingly). 🔥

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I am so grateful and genuinely humbled by the overwhelming response to my latest guided meditation journey. So many of you have stepped into your own echoing inner libraries, cracked open the Books of Your Voices, and begun scripting new, soul-aligned chapters—and I love reading about how this Gemini magic has unfolded in your lives.

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This meditation was created as a companion for Gemini Season’s electric, cerebral swirl—but it’s here for you anytime you feel the call to reclaim your voice, anchor your scattered brilliance, and write your next story with intention and clarity.

The library doors remain open, always. Step inside HERE