Today’s got the taste of a cinnamon fireball you weren’t ready for.

💔📞Venus enters Aries | Moon in Gemini sextile Mercury in Pisces | Moon square Saturn & North Node in Pisces | Moon conjunct Jupiter in Gemini 🧠💥

This morning I shaved with a vengeance and accidentally bled like I was offering something to the gods. Not sure if it was a self-care ritual or a mild exorcism, but Venus entered Aries and suddenly everything became a duel — with your past, with your mirror, with whoever texts “u up?” at 3:33AM.

Venus has been drifting in Pisces, writing love poems in fog and forgiving things she shouldn’t. But now? Now she’s in Aries, and she’s not here to manifest — she hunts.

She throws a leather jacket over her nightgown, kicks the door down, and demands: "Where's my goddamn treasure?". This is not romance — this is ignition. It's the kind of love that ruins your life and makes you thank it. No more waiting for a sign — you are the damn sign.

Meanwhile, Moon in Gemini is multitasking emotions like she’s running five tabs and none of them are safe for work place. Sextile Mercury in Pisces? Say hello to poetic overshares and dreamy contradictions. Accidentally confessing your soul mid-sarcasm. That’s today.

Then comes the square to Saturn and the North Node in Pisces, which feels like tripping over your own fate while trying to look cool. It’s giving divine homework. You know you’ve got a cosmic assignment but the instructions are written in disappearing ink.

And finally, Moon conjunct Jupiter in Gemini — the inner monologue becomes a TED Talk. You’re deep. You’re hilarious. You’re overthinking it and also saying exactly the right thing at the wrong time.

It’s chaos, but it's sacred chaos. You might fall in love with your own voice today. Let it happen.

Today is Rory Gilmore at her worst

— which, when you think about it, is actually pretty often, and maybe that’s exactly why we get her, why we root for her. The small-town genius who never quite measures up once she dares to step beyond her insanely nurturing support system. That aching push and pull between trying to meet external expectations and the urge to set them all on fire.

✨ So what’s today good for?

🔥 Sending the risky text and not regretting it even if it explodes
🗣️ Talking too much but saying exactly what needed to be said
🚷 Hitting a spiritual wall at full speed and realizing it’s a portal
🎭 Being too much, on purpose, with glitter
💌 Writing a love letter to the version of you who never plays it safe

Today’s energy is giving: emotional speed dating at a haunted carnival. There’s cotton candy stuck to your chakras. Your heart is making shadow puppets behind your ribcage.

Don’t try to figure it all out — just keep talking, keep kissing, keep moving.

You’re not here to make sense. You’re here to ignite.

Venus wants blood and glory. The Moon wants a hot take and a hug. Saturn wants you to stop pretending you’re not already on the path.

So burn the map if it doesn’t have your name on it.

Say it louder if your voice shakes.

Fall in love like you’re willing to lose.

And if your nervous system feels like it’s speed-reading fate today?

Good. That’s just the spell kicking in. 🕯️

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Aries Sun & Rising

Venus just crashed into your 1st house (that's YOU, obviously) bringing some raw, unfiltered desire right to your face. Get ready to want shit now. Meanwhile, your 3rd house (mind, chat, local chaos) is a goddamn circus with the Moon and Jupiter squaring off against Saturn and the North Node lurking in your shadowy 12th house (hidden shit, self-sabotage, illusions).

Your brain is buzzing a million miles an hour, probably trying to talk itself out of facing some deep, uncomfortable truth or past pattern hiding in the psychic basement. This mental static is screaming at the limitations or karmic lessons (Saturn/NN) about letting go of the crap that trips you up.

Mercury's not retrograde, but you might still feel like your thoughts are trying to outrun your own shadow. BUT, that buzzing Moon in your 3rd house is tossing a life raft (sextile) to Mercury chilling in your 12th.

Your sharp, quick thinking can actually pull some unexpected intuitive insights from the depths, like finding a hidden key in the junk drawer. It's chaos, but there's a method to the madness if you listen below the noise.

• Shut Up & Feel: Seriously, tell your brain to take a hike for a minute and just sit with whatever uncomfortable feelings bubble up from the 12th house.
• Spill the Guts (Carefully): That 3rd house energy is potent. Talk about what's coming up, but maybe pick someone you actually trust. Filter the noise, find the real gems.
• Trust the Gut Whisper: That quiet intuitive hit from the 12th house Mercury? It's gold. Don't dismiss it just because it doesn't fit your usual logical framework.
• Channel the Venus Blast: Point that raw desire from Venus in your 1st towards facing the crap the Moon/Jupiter square highlights. Wanting change is the first step.

Deal with the mental mess trying to distract you from the deep work, trust the quiet intuitive hits, and use that fresh Venus-fueled drive to confront the shit holding you back.