astrology
May is Messy, Honest & Mandatory
The month where 'keeping it together' matters much less than falling apart correctly
Scorpio Full Moon Aftercare Meditation Potion
Post-Scorpio maintenance for the raw, exhausted & everyone currently wondering who the hell they just became.
Full Moon x Scorpio: Feral Grace in the Sunken Place
A survival guide for the 11-degree Scorpio lunation, the Mercury-Chiron trauma dump & the rebirth of collective dignity
Scorpio Moon Workshop: The Abyss of You
Come dance with your lovable demons, strip off the old skin, step into your magic. The abyss isn’t empty, it’s full of you.
The Return to the Star-Rooted Self
Sink into the fertile, sensual embrace of Taurus Season with this mythic guided meditation. A lush journey of embodiment, self-worth and the sacred art of blossoming on your own terms.
A Week That Says Move or Be Moved
All signs look at the unprecedented Aries everything-all-at-once situation "I'm not in danger, I am the danger." - Walter White, Breaking Bad Alright, come sit down for a second. I’ve got coffee, I’ve got a cat that needs brushing, plenty of questionable life advice
Full Moon x Libra: The Weight of What’s Unsaid
April 1st Full Moon is whack. I investigate how it lands in your astro houses by Rising Sign, plus a 7-card tarot spread and journaling ritual to actually work with what it stirs up.
April Is Rude, Loud & Glorious
Navigating the collapse of fantasy timelines & shitty hierarchies with Aries confidence Come, we’ll do a few deep breaths. Now take a shot of flaming tequila..and let the fire run through your system burning away cobwebs and starting up the engine.. In this survival manual for April 2026,
Ostara: The World Awakes (finally!)
History, Mystery & (often bizarre) Modern Celebrations of Spring Equinox.
The Awakening Earth: Equinox & Aries Season Workshop
A pinch of tarot & spring magic to invite renewal & ground into the good stuff
The Forge of Becoming: A Guided Meditation Journey of Myth, Alchemy & Rebirth
Crossing the Spring Equinox threshold with a guided journey inspired by Slavic lore
The End Of The Dream, The Beginning Of The Fight
Welcome to a feral little passage between the last sigh of Pisces and the first scream of Aries, where dreams collapse, systems rot in public and the wheel of the year kicks us back into motion.