Your Astrological / Tarot & Magical Workbook to Guide Your Practice in the Season of Virgo
Virgo season is the clean-up crew. The crew of you, btw…I know, I am too bone deep exhausted to even start pondering any sort of ‘get your shit together’ ambition right now, but rest assured - the astrology is here to lift us up and set the fire under our lovely bottoms.
The drawer you’ve been avoiding finally gets opened. The thing your body has been trying to tell you for months finally gets heard.
The Sun crossed into Virgo on August 22-23, but the real event already happened before that. A partial lunar eclipse hit Pisces on August 27-28, the final one that axis gets until 2034. Whatever you’ve spent the last two years half-finishing, the relationship with your body you never resolved, the project you keep almost quitting, that eclipse came for it. With a flamethrower.
Then something rare happens: the sky shuts up. Mercury, Virgo’s own ruling planet, stays direct for the whole season, so for once you can’t blame your terrible decisions on a retrograde. That one’s on you.
The New Moon in Virgo lands September 10, sharp and exact at 18 degrees, and it wants to know exactly what the hell you’re going to do about the mess you just cleared out.
The season closes at the Autumn Equinox on September 22, when the Sun tips into Libra and the light officially hands itself over to the dark half of the year.
That’s the weather report. Here’s the workbook built to actually do something with it.
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Let the spell ripple out.






What’s inside
- A full walkthrough of the August 27-28 Pisces eclipse and the September 10 Virgo new moon, each with a tarot spread built to help you work the transit while it’s actually happening
- A Virgo ritual for people who’d rather set themselves on fire than do a full moon bath surrounded by twelve candles, this one fits in a lunch break and still gets the job done
- Crystal picks chosen because they actually do something: ground you, sharpen you, keep your ass in the chair long enough to finish the thing
- Journaling prompts aimed straight at the real Virgo wound: the perfectionism that’s actually fear, the self-criticism working overtime for something you still haven’t named, the martyr complex that feels like a helpful costume but is anything but
- An original Virgo season yoga sequence with affirmations built into the movement
- The Hermit, properly unpacked. That card is about what surfaces after the noise finally stops, and how it (weirdly) relates to meteorites
- Virgo in pop culture: the meticulous freaks and control obsessed icons and their artistic expressions to explore
- Weekly tarot pulls and journal prompts to keep you excavating, honestly.. for the entire month
- A Mabon deep dive for September 22: the history, the harvest symbolism and a way to honor the intimidating crossing into the dark half of the year
36 pages filled with original art, affirmations and tarotscopes running through every page to hold up that Hermit lantern as we stumble through the post-eclipse hellscape, continuously encouraging you through different self-inquiry modalities, to brave planting something new and something good in the dark.

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I take my black like the new moon sky and definitely not from Starbucks!