This week’s astro guide to wanting things honestly in a civilization that monetizes your attention
“I am polite to everyone, but I trust no one.”
— Frank Underwood, House of Cards
(The week of September 14th)
Below is a delightfully unhinged breakdown of why your heart and your mind are buzzing in disharmony since Thursday. Venus stumbled into Scorpio and immediately stopped pretending to care about reading a room, instead it seeks ways to set it alight. But here’s Mercury is in Libra desperately trying to mop up the wreckage with the shaky energy of a substitute teacher dropped into a class of off-the-rails toddler narcissists, aka our global leadership.
I built a wee little workshop for the week of creeping disharmony.
Scroll down for what this mess actually means for your specific rising sign, a chaotic weekly soundtrack featuring (a very necessary Britney needle drop), the exact two tarot card guides (and why it’s a King of Cups reversed for Venus in Scorpio & a King of Swords for Mercury in Libra) I’ve built a stupidly simple workshop around, involving your phone, a pair of scissors and whatever sheer willpower you can muster to text one single person the absolute, unvarnished truth.
My Virgo Season meditation is perfect for the fertile period between two moons!
Visit for an overview of September skies and stay for a guided meditation to help you harness the energy to plant something new!
Kuba Vitek-Girard
VIRGO SEASON WORKBOOK
Designed as a field guide through the whole of September, dip in and out any time, this 36 enchanted pages are filled with original art, astrology & tarot wisdom, affirmations, horoscopes, ritual & journaling to support your journey through the end of summer astrology.
To hold up that Hermit lantern as we stumble through the post-eclipse hellscape, continuously encouraging you through different self-inquiry modalities to brave planting something new and something good in the dark!
Kuba Vitek-Girard
Venus is four days into Scorpio and already causing problems, Mercury’s in Libra trying to smooth over problems Venus hasn’t even technically caused yet…it’s a clueless dad running behind a chaotic moody teenager, not sure how to talk to them, how to make them feel seen enough and safe enough to stop attacking anyone in their way.
This is that week.
Okay so quick recap for anyone joining after the last one…
