A definitive guide to navigating the Great Reset through decoding the Aquarius Eclipse, the Saturn-Neptune reality-warp, and why the "End of Times" looks suspiciously like a dark sci-fi thriller starring Jeffrey Epstein and the E.T.s
Look at us, perched on the sharp, glitter-dusted edge of history, still hysterically scrolling on our iPhones even when the existential abyss is coming up to devour us, meanwhile tech billionaires put finishing touches on their luxury bunkers to hide from the peasants they have automated into obsolescence & climate collapse they happily sacrificed at the altar of AI data centers.
We are currently living through the chillingly grotesque fuck around a find out phase of human ego. We have managed to turn the Information Age into a hall of mirrors where every truth is a deepfake and every secret, from the Epstein human meat jerky diet to the UAPs humming over our military bases, is leaking out like raw sewage from a cracked pipe.
The resulting unstoppable river of shit makes up for a chapter in our collective history that is incredibly bleak, absurd, and frankly, a bit of a cinematic masterpiece if you can ignore the fact that we are the uncredited extras about to be written out of the script.
The February 17th Solar Eclipse in Aquarius is the ultimate Alt-F4 for the status quo, kicking open a portal to a future we are not emotionally prepared for. Then, just three days later, the real heavy hitters arrive. Saturn and Neptune unite at exactly 0° Aries.. a total reset of the collective dream, a moment where the old structures of reality go puff, with finality, undeniable like that ‘You Are Bugs!’ moment in the 3 Body Problem.
This entire corridor is like a high-speed dissolving leading us straight into the March 3rd Blood Moon Total Lunar Eclipse in Virgo. If the Aquarius eclipse is the great reset of our systems, the Virgo Blood Moon is a visceral, grounded moment where we have to account for the mess we have made before the slate is wiped clean. No biggie.
This year is the threshold, the point of no return. Everything past this moment is going to feel very different, a story pivot, like a transition from a coming-of-age story to the final chapters of a horcrux hunt. The characters are the same and the core mission is still survival, but the stakes have gone from winning house points to not being erased by a dark lord in a silk robe.
Below, we will of course look closer at your rising sign and how this final installment of Old Earth plays out in your specific corner of the galaxy. But first, let us consider the story arc we all share globally:
Cheer up. It is just the end of the world as we know it.
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If you’ve been here with me for a while, you already know my eclipse shtick: this is not the moment for spellwork, big manifestation pushes or heavy inner renovation. Honestly, if life allows it, even your regular workload deserves a pause. Eclipse seasons scramble the signal..if we’re lucky, clarity comes later.
That’s why I distilled this moment into an audio elixir.
An audio tonic you can return to sip from whenever a personal or collective shockwave knocks your footing sideways. This guided meditation begins at the Aquarius Solar Eclipse, carries you through the threshold of the Saturn–Neptune conjunction, and gently sets you down at the Virgo Lunar Eclipse on March 3rd. Come dip into it whenever you need your balance back.
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And you know what? Since this really became a defining storyline of that great societal reset point, we WILL SPEAK ABOUT THAT EPSTEIN STUFF.
For years, planets were lost in the Pisces fog of misinformation, conspiracies, illusions pushed by the Piscean invention of social media(please, for the love of gods CANCEL your accounts already), pushing the idea of the world order and narratives paid for by tech-billionaires and regurgitated to you through 10secs long (now mostly AI) clips that eat your IQ for lunch.
But now Aries energy is coming to throw molotov cocktails and spike some demons on the sharpened ends of our placard as we leave the screens and hit the streets in a ‘loud, action first, discussion later’ march for our collective future on this planet, within the systems that fucking better start working with us and for us, for change!
The great untangling of the absurdly dark web of abuse has started and with it, the downfall of the systems - geopolitical, economical, patriarchal, hierarchical - that whole mirage of order in the modern world has been built upon.
No matter the amount of road blocks and distractions the president’s office will throw at it, THIS WILL NEVER GO AWAY. And you know that those debased zombies clinging to their hoarded excess of money and excess of power (same thing, really, and we were never built to handle either of those), will try some truly incredible and amusing deflections, still. You better believe Trump will eventually try to shout so loud to cover the Epstein noise that already became a soundtrack of our times, that he’ll attempt the ultimate distraction and announce the existence of extraterrestrials (I’m looking at Uranus ingress into Gemini in April for this)... oh, this is so happening.
But little green men notwithstanding, the Epstein thing is here to stay. Many decades down the line, books will be still written about this, movies made and oh god, the amount of podcasts! New laws will be written, new precedents installed, Netflix will give you dozens of mini series (Ryan Murphy most likely) and hundreds of true crime documentaries.
This is the catalyst of a completely new paradigm in our history as humanity..not everything hinges on it, but it is the hinge that swings the door open for our collective step into the unknown, unknowable, but most definitely very different world.
Not Russia dropping nukes, not an extinction-level meteorite wiping half of us out and throwing the rest into a new ice age, not an alien invasion or slow decline in birthrates due to all the poison we pump nature and our bodies with. In the end, it will take something both so incredibly complex (so these fuckers really made jerky from human meat? Is there no end to the grotesque horrors of this fucked up storyline?) and at the same time so incredibly simple: an unbridled patriarchal system of men abusing women and power. Quelle fucking surprise.
Through years of accelerating gluttony and depravity done at a scale, that the illusion of order just could not contain anymore. So, no biggie, but this is where we are. If you feel like your concept of reality and your brain (once again, those two are kinda the same thing) is breaking, you understood the astrological assignment.
Let it all break and through that great unraveling, hold yourself and those you love with grace and with love and with maybe deluded - but in that delusion also magical belief - that what eventually emerges from this incredible devastation, will necessarily feel more human somehow.
It will feel more us, more for us, more by us.
Just below we go tits to the walls in-depth on this astrological curveball to help us understand what’s being obliterated in the eclipse wild fire, and we untangle the whole narrative that’s presented in the interactions between Aquarius Solar Eclipse, Virgo Full Moon Eclipse and the once-in-generation Saturn-Neptune conjunction reset button on Feb 20th.
As per usual, in a zodiac-specific guidance, I’ll examine what this eclipse corridor is trimming from your narrative as it rewrites the script.
Begin with your Rising Sign. It maps the terrain of lived experience, where change becomes tangible and embodied. Your Sun Sign is still worth a peek too. That’s the main character energy, the ego and identity reacting to the plot twist.
Rising shows the stage. Sun reveals the actor moving through it.
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