Kuba Vitek-Girard

Kuba Vitek-Girard

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The Dog Star's Honey: A Pocket of Radical Pleasure for August 11th

The astrology of Monday, August 11th, and Tuesday, August 12th, is a strategically placed oasis in the middle of the shimmering heat-haze of 2025. It’s a rare pleasure stop, a pocket of such profound sweetness that it feels like an act of rebellion.

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Full Moon x Aquarius: Somebody Yell "Cut!"

On August 9, 2025 - we get a Full Moon in Aquarius, conjunct Pluto, the great revealer of all that is rotten and hidden. It’s Morpheus holding out the red pill, the moment you’re shown the code behind the simulation and given the choice to unplug from the whole damn machine.

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The Veiled Warrior: A Guided Meditation

Under the radiant Leo Sun, we ignite our heart’s flame. Beneath the reflective light of the Aquarius Full Moon, we immerse ourselves in the waters of collective wisdom, dissolving illusions & reconnecting with the truth that we are part of something greater.

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The Glitch Becomes The Feature

Your Unfiltered Guide to What the Actual Fuck Uranus in Gemini Means for the Next 7 Years

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The Heart is a Roaring Fire: A Guided Meditation for Your Leo Season Glow-Up

This Leo Season, don't just stand in the spotlight; become the damn sun. It’s time to embrace your passionate creativity, your courageous heart, and the untamable power of your authentic, magnificent roar.

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New Moon x Leo: Practicable Magic for the Disenfranchised

On July 24, 2025, the cosmos is plugging in a faulty amp and handing you the mic. The powerhouse Leo New Moon tune up to deafening 2 degrees, crackling with feedback and raw, untamed potential. The vibe is pure, uncut main character energy.

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Astro & Tarot Week Ahead Reading

An Astrological Guide to Navigating a Week of Fiery New Moons, Frustrating Fights, and Fucking Fabulousness

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Astro & Tarot Week Ahead Reading

An Astrological Guide to Surviving a Week of Hauntings & Hard Truths, for all zodiac signs!

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The Shell & The Mountain: A Meditation for Building Your Inner Fortress

Built for the whiplash of Cancer/Capricorn season, but perfect for any time you're being asked to be both a warrior and a fucking poet.

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Daddy's Home (AND HE'S NOT HAPPY)

A Feral Guide to What to Build & What to Burn Down This Capricorn Full Moon

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The Unshakeable You: An Elemental Anchor Meditation for Wild Times

This is your toolkit for when the universe decides to throw a goddamn rave in your nervous system. It’s about anchoring into something ancient and true within you, using the raw power of the elements to cleanse, ground, and reclaim your goddamn sanity and power.

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Retrogrades, Revolution & Other Reasons To Drink

So that's July 2025: a forced retreat into our hearts and minds, punctuated by lightning strikes of revolutionary genius.