A few seconds to go. Midnight cake and booze to splash down the misery of Adam’s leap into yet another year further away from his youth.

Midnight Cake from Jakub Vítek on Vimeo.

The celebration for the masses was given place the very next day in Tram and Social club, Tooting Broadway. Adam and his new haircut, gray fancy pantsy shirt and a striking new responsibility, which made him come home as early as 2 am.

Amongst the guest was this mysterious Ivona, a girl, who to my question about her last vacation replied:

“Oh…eeermmm..oh I know! I think I went to Manchester…oh yes, and also there was the Tokyo..” Detail. Easily to slip one’s mind.

And the other girl - Mirka - who came in with her artificial bossom, which she tends to flash on the other girls on the public toilets inviting them to feel how firm it is…fairs enough..tis probably her biggest life investment so far..

She did not forget to mention that the tits WITHERS AWAY already, so she plans on buying a new pair. And she is definitely gonna get it done in Slovakia, cause it’s just 2000 euros, half the prize of the british breast. The fact that they most likely stuff it with the sawdust over there is probably another detail to easily slip one’s mind.

All the people gave money to buy a 45 quid voucher for Adam to have a deep tissue massage. Adam shrugged..he would never expect this kind of gift or even considered going for a rub. Two days later he was mysteriously strucked with the tremendous back pain. He has a clairvoyant friends.

And one more year resting on his shoulders [the source of the pain perhaps?].

And it looks good on him.