To answer the pressing question of whatever goes on in the house when you're gone, Emma Melati Wee, and I'm on my babysitting duties, there totally is some softcore gay reenactments of the Lion King and I've made a big mistake(no pun intended) of calling a three-year-old 'tiny', which resulted in a bout of cannibalism and I shall be forever punished.

Also the bottom and the top of the pyjama might not be matching, but I convinced Alfie it was to support his tolerance towards non-conformity.