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🔥👑🎭 AstroDoodle for Saturday, May 3rd

. 3 min read . Written by Kuba Vitek-Girard
🔥👑🎭 AstroDoodle for Saturday, May 3rd

Today is mascara-streaked catharsis in a Alexis Carrington glittery robe with a cocktail in hand. Drama, desire, and your shadow are all doing karaoke together.

🎤🕯 Moon in Leo trine Neptune + Venus in Aries | Moon in Leo opp Pluto in Aquarius 🔥👁

I woke up at 4am this morning, after a weirdly vivid dream about someone I haven’t spoken to in years. One of those people you half-wish would text you out of the blue — just to say they still think about you when that one song plays, so that you can stare at the message for a while before pressing delete+block & congratulate yourself for not texting first.

“I don't lie, I improve on the truth.”
Alexis Carrington (Dynasty)

I made coffee, stepped outside in my robe, and our cat—pissed off that I kicked her when getting out of bed—jumped on a garden wall to be at eye level with me and gave me one of those looks judging my entire origin story.

I didn’t mind being looked at & scrutinized, it feels accurate today. I was already several minutes in my own indie art house movie, half expecting a spotlight to follow me into the kitchen together with the soundtrack of Mazy Starr or Cigarettes After Sex.

The kind of day where you reapply lipstick just to open emails. Where you pretend the cat’s judging look is paparazzi flash.

It’s about feeling your feelings in full sequins, knowing that even your softest thoughts deserve a dramatic entrance.

Moon in Leo trine Venus and Neptune in Aries is your inner diva lighting a match under old desires. You want to feel something — and not just in a candlelit-bath way. In a screaming-down-the-road-on-a-motorbike-covered-in-gold-dust way.

But Pluto in Aquarius is not here for your melodrama unless you can make it evolve. That opposition between Moon & Pluto is the cosmic director yelling: “Cut the scene! If you’re just going to cry pretty, where’s the transformation?”

“Don't be a lady, be a legend.”
—Stevie Nicks

This is a day for gleefully breaking the fourth wall of your own narrative, Fleabag style - a major trauma hiding behind a highly quotable & relatable manic pixie persona. A day for realizing that yes, you are the star — but also the writer, the costume designer, and the guy holding the mic boom who’s secretly in love with the director. (It's you. You're all of them.)

✨ So what’s today good for?


🎭 Performing your daily tasks like you’re really aiming for that Tony award. Even if your audience are just your cats
🔮 Letting your daydreams write your to-do list — they know what you really want
💃 Inviting the part of you that always sabotages love to help plan the date this time
🖋 Turning a heartbreak into a monologue so raw it makes your ancestors sweat
🦁 Showing up even when your mascara’s already running


Today isn’t soft, but it’s true.
It’s mythic, dramatic, emotionally operatic — and oddly healing.

So light a candle for the version of you who thought she had to keep it together.
Then belt out your truth under a disco ball.


Cry in the spotlight. Growl your affirmations.

Let desire be your prayer and let your tears be your stage makeup.
Because the performance isn’t fake —
it’s just the only way your soul knew how to speak today.

🖤 You’re not too much. You’re finally enough to shake the sky. 🖤


🌿 Taurus Season whispers: slow down, soften, root in.

Drop into your body. Into beauty. Into the now.

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