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The Rebellion of Delight: A Guided Meditation on Weaponizing Your Happiness

. 2 min read . Written by Kuba Vitek-Girard
The Rebellion of Delight: A Guided Meditation on Weaponizing Your Happiness

A healing journey for when times are good but we're kept too afraid to see it.

Alright, you glorious agent of chaos. Let's talk.

I’ve already crafted a meditation as a support pillar for when the astrology hits hard and the sky feels like it’s falling (you can find that anchor HERE). But what about the other times? What about those delicious, rare pockets of pleasure, like the recent Jupiter-Venus conjunction, when the universe seems to crack open just to shower blessings down on us?

Many of us are taught to meet those moments with suspicion. We’ve been so conditioned by the struggle that when a gift appears, we flinch, waiting for the catch. Blind to the deliciousness, crippled by a deep-seated fear of being tricked, a fear of allowing ourselves a fucking pause for even a second.

"The Rebellion of Delight" is your permission slip to open back up.

It’s a guided journey into the radical act of accepting goodness, of soaking in sweetness without apology, and of re-enchanting a world that has tried its damnedest to grind the magic out of you.

I won’t ask you to close your eyes & ignore the dumpster fire. Rather, to look around & find the fuel within it. It’s a reminder that your pleasure is a measure of your freedom & choosing it is a revolution!


✨ So, what feral magic are we diving into this time? ✨

🌿 The Pleasure Orchard: Journey to a secret, wild place within you to remember & embody joy, tasting its nectar & bringing that living energy back into the now to fuel your present.

👁️ Hunt for the Small Delights: Inspired by the wisdom of poets like Mary Oliver, this is a practice of the holy art of paying attention & finding the divine in the mundane.

❤️‍🔥 Kindness as Inevitable Overflow: We discover that true, radical kindness as the natural consequence of a heart that is full. This journey guides you to understand how nourishing others becomes your default state when you tend to your cup first.

🔒 A Vow for a Feral Heart: Anchor your transformation with a powerful, personal vow. To integrate this rebellion into your bones, making a sacred promise to yourself to honor your pleasure & live a life of dangerous, beautiful enchantment.

It’s time to stop waiting for the world to give you permission to be happy.

Put on your headphones to start the rebellion. Be the person who reminds others that magic is real, just by the way you move through the world.

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Side note: far from the pan pipes & breathy Galadriel-like delivery, mine tends to be unfiltered, a little bit feral, but always heart-centered. Not suited to listen with little kids in the room or if you prefer your spirituality gentle & sanitized!

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