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♏ SCORPIO :: SEASON :: WORKBOOK 🐍🔮

. 4 min read . Written by Kuba Vitek-Girard
♏ SCORPIO :: SEASON :: WORKBOOK 🐍🔮

Your Astrological, Tarot & Magical Grimoire for the Season of Deep Transformation

True self-possession is earned through the excavation, purification and reclamation of our own messy magic.

Listen, Libra Season tried its best. We put on our nice pants, practiced saying things like “I totally understand your perspective” instead of “you’re being a dramatic fuckwit” and smiled through gritted teeth because balance, harmony & diplomacy are apparently good for the soul.

That airy diplomacy was just us smoothing the runway before the big descent.

Scorpio Season is where the volume of the outside world gets turned way down so you can finally hear your inner cauldron bubbling. The deliciously self-tortured (and occasionally sensual) moans of our obsessive overthinking & tired soul emanating from the underground caverns of our unconscious.

It’s the season of the spooky for a reason, because what’s more terrifying than facing up to your ultra HD reflection in the Scorpio shadowy mirror, ugly-crying on your kitchen floor at 3 a.m. and then realizing you’re actually a fucking phoenix.


And because the Universe has a darkly absurd sense of humor, Mercury decided to do their favorite record scratch moment & flip on us, through Scorpio and then Sagittarius just to keep things extra-emo-close-to-exploding spicy. From November 9th to 29th, expect the usual serving of mental spaghetti: texts from exes, half-sent emails, lost keys, void contracts, lost packages, erased hard drives and truths that tumble out of your mouth before your brain can say “abort mission”.

With a cha-cha dance between Scorpio & Sagittarius, our challenge will be to bridge what’s real (Scorpio) with what’s possible (Sagittarius). If you can hold both, you’re golden. But in the paradigm in history that gave rise to concepts like alternative facts & fake news, I would not hold my breath for too long!


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Moving from the inevitability of the astrological pressures to the prepared solutions, this moment calls for a complete, integrated practice. To guide you safely and potently through these deep waters, I crafted a comprehensive, full-rounded, Scorpio-centric practice.

Think of it as an astrological, magical, tarot & psychospiritual guide through Scorpio’s sacred intensity, ultimately empowering you to reclaim your deepest, most honest self.

What you’ll find when you crack it open

  • ♏️ New Moon in Scorpio & Full Moon in Taurus: raw energetic invitations for soul-level merging and practical ways to work through these lunations. These lessons are anchored directly into your daily work through original, bespoke tarot spreads designed specifically to integrate these powerful, contrasting lunar energies.

  • 💎 Crystal Suggestions & Death Tarot Card Medicine

  • 🐍 Bespoke Scorpio ‘Shadow Self Transformation’ Ritual: This is the core application of the season’s energy, replacing the need for external soothing with internal excavation. This powerful, guided ceremony is designed to integrate the difficult lessons prompted by the season and the Death card’s presence.

  • 🧘‍♀️ Original ‘Scorpio Season’ Yoga Sequence with Affirmations: Embodying Transformative Flow. This sequence is engineered to move dense, static energy. It is a fluid, grounding practice specifically designed to target the body’s lower energetic centers, focusing on core power, deep hip opening, and breath work to release emotional baggage. The sequence is interwoven with powerful affirmations focused on power, surrender and emotional honesty.

  • ✍️ Introspection Writing Exercises: they are potent, guided writing exercises designed specifically to bypass the surface-level thoughts and drill down into the deep well of the subconscious.

  • 🎬 Scorpio in Pop Culture

  • 🃏 Tarot Guide for each week of this season with journaling follow-up: weekly reliable support through the inevitable emotional currents, this guide offers weekly Tarot Card insights. These are coupled with focused journaling prompts.

  • ⚰️ PLUS a deep dive into Samhain / Halloween history & theory: an exploration of the history, theory and ritual inspiration behind Samhain, the Pagan cross-quarter day, and its modern evolution, the powerful moment when the veil between the physical and unseen worlds is thinnest (*insert an “eerily mournful wail”)

PLUS original artwork, affirmations, mantras and tarotscopes threaded throughout, turning every page into a spell in itself.

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The Scorpio Season Grimoire is available for INSTANT DOWNLOAD just below, if you are already a cherished member of our inner circle.

The cost of entry into this supportive space is simply the price of one single, rich, black cup of coffee each month (I like mine strong, quiet and absolutely non-negotiable, just like my boundaries ..should be!).

In return, you secure not just this 39-page soul-guide, but a consistent flow of original tarot spreads, guided meditation journeys to the subconscious, transformative rituals, and horoscopes designed to help you not just weather the deep swells but confidently pilot your own ship through the cosmic currents of this (pardon me)fucked-up year!

Not quite ready to dive into the deep coffee well with us? No worries, you can secure this complete Scorpio Season Grimoire as a one-time purchase right HERE.