"Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man." - Henry Adams
This week's celestial TV madness? Think 'Stranger Things' season 4, but for your daily life: a wild ride with emotional detours and communication glitches. Monday's mental fog of Moon's semi-squares and semi-sexitles is like trying to understand Christopher Nolan's 'Tenet', Mercury retrograde pointing out the many plot holes—double-check everything and don't be surprised if your coffee order comes with a full-blown 'Matrix' simulation theory debate.
Tuesday’s Moon conjunct Uranus in Taurus sudden shifts are like a 'Game of Thrones' plot twist minus the tits and gore, but do prepare for the unexpected!
Wednesday's Moon in Gemini conjunct Jupiter in Gemini mental buzz is like a 'Ted Lasso' team meeting on espresso—brilliant ideas mixed with delightful chaos.
Thursday's emotional tightrope walk of Moon squaring Venus Retrograde in Pisces is a full on 'Love Island' drama; so tread carefully, don't mistake a perfectly curated Instagram feed for feelings.
Friday's cosmic alignment plus Saturn in Pisces sextile Uranus in Taurus is like watching 'The Mandalorian' build a spaceship with 'Queer Eye' style—a fusion of sturdy structure and stylish innovation—use that to your advantage, and build something stable.
Saturday's emotional intensity of Moon in Cancer conjunct Mars in Cancer and trine Saturn in Pisces sounds like a 'Succession' family dinner; let those feelings flow, but ground them with focus and diligent work, like a 'Great British Bake Off' contestant with a soggy bottom (ew).
Sunday offers a 'Guardians of the Galaxy' level of optimistic communication and inspired action with Sun in Aries sextile Jupiter in Gemini, so share those ideas, but remember, not every vision is a Marvel-level masterpiece—discernment is key.
🧠🔍 Reality Check Monday: Double-check all plans and communication; retrograde's fog is real.
⚡️🔄 Embrace Unexpected Tuesday: Uranus's jolt can disrupt routines; find flexibility and adapt.
💡🌐 Mental Agility Wednesday: Engage in lively conversations, but stay grounded.
💖🌊 Emotional Clarity Thursday: Navigate relationship tensions with compassion and honesty.
🛠️✨ Constructive Innovation Friday: Blend stability with new approaches for productive change.
🏡🔥 Emotional Grounding Saturday: Channel intense feelings into reflective action and patience.
🌠🧭 Optimistic Action Sunday: Share ideas and follow inspiration, but with discernment.
😌 Patience & Flexibility: This week demands patience, especially in communication and relationships. Allow for delays and emotional fluctuations, and be open to unexpected turns.
*Photo by Inga Gezalian
You'll find a general overview of Aries Season and the themes we will be confronted by in the coming weeks HERE.
Of course, there's a full on Tarot & Spell Workshop HERE, post-eclipse care guided meditation HERE.
Is Venus Retrograde (until April 12th) tripping your values, relationships and sense of self-wort? I've got a deep dive & workshop available HERE, guided Venus Rx meditation HERE.
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Let's see if we can make it through this together!
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