🌊🏹AstroDoodles, April 16th

🔥🏹 Today: Moon in Sagittarius trine Chiron in Aries | Moon opposes Jupiter in Gemini | Mercury conjunct Neptune in Aries 🎭

This morning I almost texted my ex, “I forgive you, I understand now, and also you were kind of right.” I didn’t. But I almost did.

Then I stared at a tree for twenty minutes and cried because its shadow reminded me of our cat that - for reasons unknown - decided to sleep on top of the wardrobe instead of in bed with us, and yes - even as world casually slips into fascism, this is what worries me.

Welcome to today’s astrology.

The Moon in Sagittarius is a wild philosopher on a pilgrimage through your inner landscape. Trining Chiron in Aries, it wants to heal by naming the wound out loud—then chasing it with a joke or a shot of mezcal. We’re airing out our trauma like laundry in the wind. We’re laughing mid-tears. We’re sending “actually, that really hurt me” texts and hoping the other person has grown enough to hear them.

And then—boom.

Moon opposes Jupiter in Gemini: the feelings get extra, the words get louder, and the signal gets fuzzy.

You over-explain your healing journey to a completely inappropriate audience, like your fourteen years old niece. Than you’ll weep because she says something mean, because of course she will - she’s fourteen, it’s in her job description. You write a 14-paragraph DM. You sound kind of mean yourself, so you delete it, but instead of deleting, you press SEND.

Meanwhile…

Mercury meets Neptune in Aries.

This is the hot prophet with smeared eyeliner, scribbling epiphanies on a bathroom mirror at 3AM. This is like that MTV meets religious blasphemy and Chumbawamba movie with the goddess herself Patricia Arquette. This is divine downloads at full volume. This is channeling poetry from a past life. And above all, it all leaves you so fucking exhausted.

Mercury conjunct Neptune in Aries mistakes metaphors for instructions.
It might convince you to start a cult, dye your hair polar fox white (spoiler alert, it will come out bright orange), or lose yourself in that latest Great Pyramids of Giza alien technology discovery.

But here's the kicker: maybe slightly unhinged and definitely zapping your energy all the way down for some reason, yet still - some of it is actually true.
Today’s blend of emotion, expansion, and altered perception can be disorienting—but also healing. If you let it, something raw and beautiful could come through you: a message, a memory, a mad idea that changes your trajectory.

It’s a great day to:

• Speak from your wound and not your ego
• Let yourself be both wise and ridiculous
• Catch a flash of higher truth mid-breakdown
• Journal like you’re channelling a prophet from the 5th dimension
• Say “I love you” even if your voice cracks

Or maybe just sit under a tree, cry for no reason, and let that be enough.

Today, the oracles are drunk, the sages are meme-lords, and the maps are hand-drawn in crayon.

But if you follow the thread of honesty, even the messy kind, you might stumble into something sacred.

Don’t censor the poetry. Don’t overthink the knowing. Don’t apologize for being intense.

Let your truth spill. Let your wound speak. Let your imagination roar.

Today, you don’t need clarity. You need courage.

And maybe a little forgiveness and a pen. Doodle it away.