What happens when an exalted Taurus Moon meets three retrogrades
The header image is from the Surreal Zodiac collection by Ecuadorian visual artist Beto Val available HERE
Okay. Hi. Hello. Welcome, it’s me, I have lost my mind. Again. I’ve had two espressos and half a chocolate croissant and I channeled the sugar and the caffeine into the microphone, blame the Taurus Moon, the caffeine is innocent. Don’t come after my caffeine!
What was meant as a neat, 15min little check-in about the sky somehow morphed into an hour long rambling descent into astrology and tarot for every single rising sign.
Taurus is about things that keep us steady in this life, on this planet hurtling chaotically through space. Our body, our home, our people. The slow, diligent, quiet work that goes into assembling a sense of belonging & stability. So, play this audio whilst cleaning your home, whilst decorating or cooking something nourishing for yourself and yours. Play it whilst you do your stretches or apply your skincare.
Get your tea, your wine, your third coffee if you’re me, and exercise a stubborn, immovable Taurus patience, because I will eventually get to your sign too!
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Just quickly, before you hit play: what the actual fuck is happening up there? The Moon is right at home in Taurus..exalted, feeling all the feelings. But opposite her, the Sun in Scorpio is down in the basement with a flashlight, rooting aggressively through your emotional toxic waste. And just to keep things spicy, both of them are squaring Pluto in Aquarius.
Taurus wants to stay on the couch, Scorpio wants to hold a grudge until the heat death of the universe and Pluto wants the ugly truth dug up by the roots. Sound familiar? I bet it does if you dared to switch on the news at any point in the last few months.
Layer on Mercury retrograde dragging up all that is bugging into the mix, Venus retrograde coming for your bank account and your attachment style and Mars and Jupiter in Leo screaming into a microphone, suffocating the world with the unsuitable leaders unsuitably overblown egos.. and congratulations - we are officially a hyper efficient disaster zone, craving carbs & weighted blankets instead of a fight for democracy.
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If you feel motivated enough to cast some spells, read some tarot for yourself or commit some Scorpio-deep journaling investigation under this full moon, I have a full on SCORPIO SEASON grimoire available that’s 40pages filled with astrology, tarot, ritual and witchy stuff as a shovel to help dig through this mess!
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Paying members, hit play below to step into the audio room.
We start with the wide lens: the Hunter’s Moon, the retrogrades, and the cosmic T-square. But if your nervous system only has bandwidth for your specific prescription today, grab your coffee, check the timestamps below, and fastforward right to your Rising sign’s breakdown and tarot reading.
