So the annual xmas package from family arrived and as per every year, my grandmother sends a new addition to what is a growing collection of the most horrendous and generally hated bed cover sets ever.

There's been a particularly heinous nautical print, where someone in the design department forgot to 'insert the summer text'..

..a floral hideousness that I proclaimed 'hipster vintage chique', but that didn't stop visits from refusing to sleep under those..

..and please behold: this year she once again managed to top herself with this 'filthy eighties boudoir patchwork of a complete safari hunting experience', zebra, snake, leopard, giraffe and... Could you help me with the last one? Is it a tiger?