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Fog & Fire & Fated Fuckery

Healing requires from us to stop struggling, but to enjoy life more and endure it less. - Darina Stoyanova Drag your battered carcass to the nearest comfortable surface and stay there. We have officially emerged from the eclipse corridor, that high-altitude fever dream that started with a solar eclipse in

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Holy Shit, It’s Over (?)

Eclipse Corridor Closing with the Last Planetary Bowels Purge Before Aries Fire & the Art of Letting the System Collapse Between February 17 and March 3, 2026, we’ve been navigating an eclipse corridor that’s felt like a high-intensity security checkpoint at the end of the universe. The Aquarius

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The Weaver of Clarity: Virgo Eclipse Workshop

Gentle Tools for the Weary Soul Navigating the Eclipse Corridor & Our Changing Reality

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Into the Ocean Within: A Guided Meditation & Tarot Ritual for Pisces Season

A guided meditation, tarot spread and journaling ritual with The Moon, The High Priestess and The Hanged Man to help you sit with what you’re feeling and turn overwhelm into clarity.

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The Great Hoovering & Navigating the Exit of the Eclipse Corridor

Why the monsters under your bed are actually just tiny, laughable parasites waiting for a high-powered vacuum

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Astro-Apocalypse for Beginners: Aliens, Pedos, and the Eclipse That Breaks the Matrix

A definitive guide to navigating the Great Reset through ​​decoding the Aquarius Eclipse, the Saturn-Neptune reality-warp, and why the "End of Times" looks suspiciously like a dark sci-fi thriller starring Jeffrey Epstein and the E.T.s

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The Wire Beneath The Skin: A Guided Meditation Ritual for the Aquarius-Virgo Eclipse Portal

A ritual passage of meditation and journaling to anchor yourself in the warped signal between the Aquarius Solar Eclipse and the Virgo Lunar Eclipse

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Hold My Hand, The Sky Is Doing That Thing Again

The Long Walk to the Feb 17th Eclipse & How Not To Give Up Half-Way Through

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Leo Full Moon x No Kings, Just Spine

Journaling, Tarot & a Pinch of Magic for Courage to Be Seen

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The Waters of Cosmic Awakening

A Guided Leo Full Moon & Aquarius Season Meditation

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After the Cazimi, Merrily We Limp Forward

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem Let’s start where we actually are. End of January aka the real start of the real year. You’ve just (barely, if you’re me)lived through a Pluto cazimi on Friday the 23rd

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Capricorn New Moon Ritual

Journaling, Tarot, Horoscopes & a Gentle Magic for Building Something That Can Hold You. All Of You. There is a particular kind of fatigue that hits this time of year that has nothing to do with parties, social obligations or whether you remembered to stretch before bed. I didn’t