The Great Hoovering & Navigating the Exit of the Eclipse Corridor
Why the monsters under your bed are actually just tiny, laughable parasites waiting for a high-powered vacuum
Astro-Apocalypse for Beginners: Aliens, Pedos, and the Eclipse That Breaks the Matrix
A definitive guide to navigating the Great Reset through decoding the Aquarius Eclipse, the Saturn-Neptune reality-warp, and why the "End of Times" looks suspiciously like a dark sci-fi thriller starring Jeffrey Epstein and the E.T.s
The Wire Beneath The Skin: A Guided Meditation Ritual for the Aquarius-Virgo Eclipse Portal
A ritual passage of meditation and journaling to anchor yourself in the warped signal between the Aquarius Solar Eclipse and the Virgo Lunar Eclipse
Hold My Hand, The Sky Is Doing That Thing Again
The Long Walk to the Feb 17th Eclipse & How Not To Give Up Half-Way Through
Leo Full Moon x No Kings, Just Spine
Journaling, Tarot & a Pinch of Magic for Courage to Be Seen
The Waters of Cosmic Awakening
A Guided Leo Full Moon & Aquarius Season Meditation
After the Cazimi, Merrily We Limp Forward
“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem Let’s start where we actually are. End of January aka the real start of the real year. You’ve just (barely, if you’re me)lived through a Pluto cazimi on Friday the 23rd
Capricorn New Moon Ritual
Journaling, Tarot, Horoscopes & a Gentle Magic for Building Something That Can Hold You. All Of You. There is a particular kind of fatigue that hits this time of year that has nothing to do with parties, social obligations or whether you remembered to stretch before bed. I didn’t
2026: The Year the Story Catches Fire
One Year, Ten Chapters...and Yes, You’re a Main Character in This One
Stop Strangling Your Spells
Why Letting That Sh*t Go is the Real Manifestation Magic
Hangover & the Long Walk Back to Reality
The week ahead astrology for people who survived the holidays but are not okay.
The Hearth of the Returning Sun
A Guided Capricorn Season Meditation For Igniting Your Inner Purpose